Crapadoodle

Usually used by random parents saying utter garbage in front of their kids, and trying to blur it out. It's all fun and games until they find out what their parents have been saying.

Lizzy- CRAPADOODLE!!! My knee! goddammit I'm getting old.
Random Child- Mommy? What's a crapa-
Lizzy- Uhh.. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

by IamtiredandIrequiresleep September 21, 2023

crapwhore

A person (usually a woman) who has no qualms about defecating (pooping) in a middle bathroom stall that is in public. A crapwhore always takes the middle stall even when there are free ones all around, usually taking the one next to you and making doing your duties uncomfortable.

A crapwhore tends to leave deadly smells from her adventures.

The crapwhore was just in here so you might want to pin your nose shut.

by Jacob de Lier June 21, 2005

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

craphound

Someone who relishes crap in any form. A craphound is someone who has an intense desire for anything that is cheap, dirty, of poor quality, etc.

"I can't believe he eats fast food everyday."
"Yeah, he's a real craphound."

by glock 32 June 1, 2007

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

Craphouse Polio

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010