Crabshacking

Storing several loads of semen inside your vagina, until it begins to smell like the ocean or seaside, then trying to put that vagina on someone's face.

Man: What smells like a fish market?
Woman: I'm Crabshacking you when we get home!

by Tostig_the_Bastard September 2, 2014

cramshack

to jack up really bad

hey on saturday at midnight lets go cramshack lisa's house

by girlwholovestoshop! November 11, 2009

Crapsackular

An adjective. It refers to a particular thing being of the the form, a 'crapsack'. a crapsack is a sack filled with crap. Cracpsackular is used to define the awesomeness of something. Crapsackular, means that that something is really quite shit.

Wow, i just went and saw the movie "confessions of a shopaholic" and let me tell u... It was mighty crapsackular!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012

Crapsnacks

Another term for OMG!! Gosh!! Dang it!!! etc

As the gentleman was loading his car with groceries one of the bags holding canned goods tore open and dropped on his feet and he screamed CRAPSNACKS!!!

by PIEGONFOLK July 21, 2018

Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010