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cracksack

Another word for Jackpot. Only, instead of appealing to the gambling population, it appeals to the masses of junkie crackwhores.
A smart, ginger, musketeer? I've hit the cracksack!
by tob-ee-tack August 11, 2010
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cracksnacker

A lesbian that likes to perform cunnilingus.
Ritz is a snackcracker.Cindy, the lesbian, is a cracksnacker. Just look at her mowing the box on that dyke.
by imbadinnv August 28, 2005
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Cockstick

Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)

Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.

Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.

A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.

The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.

Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.

Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
Someone who, when you are stopped at a light, will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.

Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.

These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
by Cockstick "Jones" McGee August 10, 2008
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Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.
Man you need to wax that crackstache.
by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014
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crackstacio

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.
I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.
by tst808 February 6, 2017
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CrackSock

The all mighty big titty goth gf!!! Usually tall, asexual, and a meme goddess.
It is also a euphemism for for women who send dick pics back
Bro did you see cracksock's latest post on ig?
Or
That girl I was messaging turned out to be a cracksock.
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