Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.

In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.

by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.

Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?

by MundaneThread October 22, 2017

Mississippi crockpot

When someone is receiving a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!

by Hoodrat85 July 2, 2016

Crockpot Zit

A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.

Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."


Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!

by Rawesome January 14, 2009

Rusty Crockpot

The act of defecating in a crockpot that has leftover food in it. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a dirty crockpot in the office break room for several days.

I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his lunch from that rusty crockpot I left for him in the break room.

by meatlover222 June 18, 2009

crackalatin

what is going on wit your 'homie' or 'blood' wen u see them for the 1st time after a period of time when you havent seen them

yo what crackalatin my wigger- in other words what have you been doing since i last saw you

by conrad March 16, 2004

crackpot radio

Crackpot radio refers to certain kinds of usually ultraconservative talk radio programs that offer constant tirades, but not serious news or commentary. The hosts commonly engage in ridicule and ranting, use derogatory words, and make up offensive nicknames to refer to public figures whose politics they find objectionable.

The Rush Limbaugh show is an example of crackpot radio.

by Farfalla February 24, 2008