crackbox

a radio or tape player.

Hey we got a new crackbox for our squat

by pink taco April 14, 2003

Crackbucks

An alternative term for Starbucks, that intensifies it's addictive need.

I need my Crackbucks fix!

by forsakenan9el January 2, 2011

Crackoon

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.

Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.

by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

crackmonkey

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crapbook

A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.

Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?

Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?

Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.

Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?

Jk rowling: whah...what?

Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-

Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-

Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?

Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!

Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!

by Santosuknow October 27, 2010