Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

crackmint

Lifesaver wintergreen mints that age just a bit so they become somewhat soft and powdery. They become just as addictive as crack and once you eat one, you can't stop.

Holy Crap! You've got crackmints in your lunch! You better have brought enough for everyone.

by iq911506 May 7, 2011

crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

by DaMorgans February 25, 2020

Crackling

A more intense version of "crispy"

If something is defined as crackling, it is automatically superior to all other objects and beings.
A synonym to crackling is j'aime.

Mr.Toe: That troll ball is seriously crackling
Fish: Yes, Toe Man, indeed it is.
Mr.Toe: YEssSssSs
Fish: mmm, Toe Man, we shouldn't
Mr.Toe: oH, but it feels so right.

by Dr.Todd February 3, 2022

Cracklin Smacklin

When your fucking a girl with cancer put pop rocks in her mouth and smack the back of her head to give a crackling and smacking noise

There was so much cracklin smacklin when I was with Tina at Doernbecher last night

by CoonCommander April 10, 2019

cracklins

the extra fried pieces of fried batter from Captain D's that is left over from the fried fish that falls off or the extra that is on your fried fish. This is the best part. You can order a side of cracklins....they are fabulous! (just like little crunchy batter)

Get me an order of cracklins please!

by brkavich June 4, 2010

cracklint

the matter of when one runs down the main road of a local park finding himself in the position to let a small 'fluff' go mid run, leading to a small nugget falling from beneath a pair of boxer shorts, through the tunnel of some trackpants and into the small gap lying beneath an ankle and the outer brim of a sneaker.

simon had an un-expected cracklint incidend whilst running toward the swings

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009