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cow

wow that cow that lives at your house is a milf
by jeff bezowski June 18, 2021
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cow

Lorenzo's fat cow of a girlfriend better not mess with me or she'll get punched in the ugly face.
by Cuteblondie September 17, 2013
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cow

A fatass
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.
Pregnant Wife: "Hey Bob how do I look in this new dress"
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.
by Bubba_The_Retard June 16, 2006
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cow

1. A fat person

2. A spotted animal with a brain the size of a peanut.
Anna Nicole Smith, Rosie O'Donnel, Roseanne Barr, The fat kid in The Nutty Professor.
by Songstress21 March 28, 2004
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cow

A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.

The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.
a: I saw a cow the other day.
b: haha
a: what? I really did.
b: oh.
by Zi October 3, 2004
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cow

by mugsrus January 3, 2011
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cow

The staple diet of many.
I eat cow for breakfast lunch and dinner!
by Kyle August 27, 2004
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