Cloud Coverage

A layer of toilet paper placed upon the water in order to prevent splash back when dropping a massive dump
In order to prevent water from dousing my anus I began to place toilet paper in the bowl to create cloud coverage
by Barry Allen2814 May 31, 2015
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Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.
Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.
by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013
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comprehensive coverage

Are you thinking of purchasing comprehensive coverage for your automobile? If you live in an area prone to storms or high crime, comprehensive coverage may be right for you. But what is comprehensive coverage and how much does it cost?
comprehensive coverage for your automobile
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95 coverage

Close, by the minute monitoring of a newsworthy event. Used by Jack Webb in the newspaper film -30-.
Newspaper editor Jack Webb asked a wire service to provide "95 coverage" of an attempt by an Air Force pilot to set a new cross country speed record. Spoiler, it did not go well.
by Gddmop July 16, 2022
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head coverage

Shit, I forgot my head coverage for the dance party!
by satopi July 03, 2006
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wide coverage

Dude 1: Why is Stacy going out with Bill? I thought she was a lesbian.
Dude 2: No dude, she has a wide coverage.
by Hay0 August 23, 2019
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lieability coverage

Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.
After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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