could be gayer

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth

thomas: You know what this could be gayer

by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021

This could be us but you playin'

A term which is used by someone to describe a couple as an example to hope that the couple goals will be implemented into someone's hopeful relationship

*John sees couple Becky and Sam holding hands and eating ice cream*
*John says to his girlfriend Chloe*: This could be us but you playin'

by TomMoore October 19, 2018

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

colt 45

a malt liquor beverage; considered a cheap way to get drunk

Let's go get some Colt 45's, it's malt liquor - it will fuck you up quicker

by PaSCaLE March 6, 2003