coasterize

coasterize or UK (COASTERISE)
Verb: A CD-W/RW that has been rendered to the state of being only useful as a coaster for hot drinks.

Dern it; Roxio burned the wrong bloody data! This CD's been coasterixed!

by SkelDeath May 23, 2005

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

cutterifeek

When you fall into a state of ecstasy after getting a papercut.

Friend 1: My class is so boring. Ooh! I got a papercut!
Friend 2: Oh cutterifeek!

by jarheader June 6, 2011

Cauterize

To make eye contact with her.

Yup, I kept staring her way till I finally cauterize.

by Im_bonafide June 21, 2011

cotterized

Choosing to spit out your entire beer on somebody immediately to the left or right of you, when there was an opportunity to spit it elsewhere.

Oh man, I got cotterized!

by Chris360 June 6, 2015

cotterized

How a wound is chemically sealed using a strong alcoholic beverage.

Alcoholics claim dat drinking beer helps to their emotional "wounds" become cotterized, but in da end, they usually wind up being far worse off, both physically and emotionally.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

Caterize

v. The act of replacing something ordinary with cats and/or lol cat language.

Let's caterize Wisest Wizard. It will be much more fun that way!

by TarzoSmash November 6, 2010