Cottageing

A brittish slang word for anonomous gay sex in a brittish public toilet, or cruising for sex with a stranger( brittish public toilets used to look like cottages.). giveaways of cottageing are removed light bulbs and holes in the cubicle walls.

Oi mate fancy going cottageing. or, would you mind taking a look at this.

by cottage man April 28, 2011

cottage

n. 1. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. 2. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.

We have a beach cottage in East Hampton.

by nucleus May 25, 2004

Cottaging

Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.

We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.

by Benson August 13, 2003

cottageous

Having cottage fever, i.e. having a desire to go to a cottage, or experiencing cottage life.

I won't be in the city this weekend, I'm totally cottageous!

by jmaaron May 25, 2021

cottager

a gay man who waits outside of a public restroom to wait for another gay man to come out and crack his ass

You Are A Cottager

by The Hammer When It Comes To Cottaging July 12, 2003

Cottage

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).

"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".
"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .

by Bri-Jolie June 12, 2008

Cottage

A small, wooden structure located on the grounds of a mansion which stores women. They are given no rights and are forced to live there to work as slaves to the people of the mansion. Only a couple feet wide and a couple feet high, the tiny cottage stores up to 100 women at one time. At feeding time, they are given blended pig slops. At washing time, they are made clean with a fire hose. Clothes are not permitted inside, and they may not leave under any circumstances. Trying to escape or disobeying is punishable by automatic death.

All the girls were frightened to be put into the cottage, for they would live a life of slavery.

by FriedChikn July 6, 2010