corporations

For-profit organizations of people hell bent on sucking the Middle Class dry. Also they are things Mitt Romney likes to pretend are people so he can have their votes.

Corporations: "Yes, yes, we have our own private army working for us at Congress. They worked so hard to keep tax breaks for us, and refuse to let the tax break for the Middle Class to continue! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend!"

by Obamanizer December 16, 2011

corporate

Oppressively awful in that numbingly "cubicle in a hermetically-sealed office" kind of way: lacking good quality, morality or ethics, excellence, creativity, spontaneity, kindness, love, integrity, beauty, or intrinsic worth and meaning, i.e. corporate

"Yeah, we saw the movie version, and it was, like, totally corporate."

by mardukio March 23, 2007

Corporal

Powerful, dangerous beasts spawned from the very pits of Hell. Are known to consume Privates and PFCs for fun. Very good in a firefight.

"I thought we were friends" "Not since I made Corporal, PFC!"

by JeremyWolf September 23, 2006

corporal

An enlisted rank in many modern militaries, above private 1st class or lance corporal and below the lowest denomination of sergeant.

Corporal Smith is a brave soldier.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

that's corporate

That's important. That's chill. That's pretty big. That's cool.

I'm studying abroad next semester! Oh that's corporate.

I got a brand new sweater for my birthday! That's so corporate.

by Björn Hausaufgaben December 27, 2011

Corporate

The spouse, in the sense that she would need to approve a purchase, trip, or activity.

Man, I was going to get that 47-inch Sony flat screen, but Corporate would only sign off on a 32-inch Hitachi.

Sorry, Corporate didn't approve the Vegas weekend. Go on without me.

by burnt sox March 28, 2010

corporate

Anyone thing or person that does not titalate your interest, something that is mundane, boring or even negative. Possibly something that takes too much attention or problem-solving skills to complete.

"That job you got has no zing to it, it's just plain corporate."

by jeredh January 10, 2009