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Corndogging

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
by RooMeD September 5, 2011
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Literally getting a skateboard shoved up your anus.

Common examples include a skater attempting a trick off of a:
stair set, ledge, rail, or anything else high enough to rip your balls off, and ends up getting blasted in the: nuts, rectum, scrotum, taint, etc.

So basically your a little wiener impaled by stick. (just like a cordog).

Now all you need is a little mustard.
cool guy: wo what happend to you.

corndog: oh ya i got corndoged trying to frontside flip this 12 set.

cool guy: wow that sucks.

corndog: ya i gotta scar look...

cool guy: we're not friends anymore.
by Shad Barley March 10, 2008
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While having sex on the beach you pull your cock out. Then proceed to rub it around in the sand until it's completely covered (looking like a corn dog) and then shove it back in. This is the correct definition of a corn dog.
by shameful acts May 19, 2008
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the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible
the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping
by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005
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(n) When while trick-or-treating without a costume, the homeowner drops a frozen corndog into your bag instead of candy.
Did you hear what happened to Steve..... he went trick-or-treating without a costume, and he got Corndoged.
by The Sasquatch of Ontario October 10, 2018
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The word corndogger is a word that I coined in about 2002 in a Yahoo group called Martina Axen's Disciples where the founder was samefagging and acting like he was going to rape me in the ass with everything from elbows deep to a knife. He also hacked my Yahoo and MSN hotmail addresses and puppetted me all around the internet, even once posting to me with a fake profile claiming to be Martina herself, though the real one did have her own ID. This corndogger's name was Arseecy and he had about 10 Arseecy profiles. He had a mullet and an orange tie dyed muscle shirt that made him look like Little Archeeser's Butt-Pizza which is a pizza containing nothing but used cigarette butts. Some of which have his mustache hair and lipstick still attached. He also threatened to send gay porn to my neighbors in my name so I went to the FBI. Apparently agent one and agent two are here trying to coin my word now that they've also been treating me like a "targeted individual" for apparently trying to make a couple of quality musicians laugh and maybe they did and that's why agents one and two are sending children up to me at my dad's gigs to call me a corndogger. A corndogger is someone who gives it or takes it up the ass, but they probably ain't talkin pedophilia because those sick fucks are in a class of their own just like agents one and two here. Thank you for calling and have a blessed day.
"Agents one and two are a couple of corndoggers just like Arseecy. God rest his mullet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 6, 2023
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the act of using your kneecap to prod someone right in the asshole
Hey, I just got back from corndogging the asshat that plays the flute.
by Dr. Patient March 2, 2018
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