john copeland

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend

John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018

Stewart Copeland

Drummer, composer, occasional songwriter and founding member of The Police, also arguably the best member. Known for his monstrous talent, good looks, quick wit, manic personality and encyclopedic knowledge for music, he is the amalgamation of everything that made the band great. He stood out, both figuratively and literally, not only for being the tallest and youngest member of the band, but also the only American. He brought his humorous shenanigans onscreen, drumming on various non-instrument objects (including a rocket at a space station), jumping off a ladder, operating a camera, and even performing in a cage surrounded by lions, among other things. Nowadays he can be found toying around with his eclectic, multicultural, extensive collection of instruments at his music studio lovably named the Sacred Grove. His childlike sense of curiosity and wonder has remained intact, and if anything he has become even more audacious than he was at the "height" of his career. He has seamlessly aged from a hyper young drummer to a crazy old man, essentially the musician equivalent of a crazy cat lady. You should go follow him on Instagram, he's seriously amazing. Needless to say he is incredible and I would love to meet him.

"Stewart Copeland is so crazy he's literally just like me fr"
"Stewart Copeland has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces"
"Stewart Copeland could hit me with a car and I'd thank him"

by Queen of Cringe June 16, 2023

coplan

Coplan is a hot male who is an amazing boyfriend and is great at cuddling and will always be there for you and is comfortable. He is athletic, smart and overall a great person. He is someone you should express your feelings to or you’ll lose your chance and you don’t want to lose him. He is funny and always the clown of the group

Wow that’s a Coplan

by Laddish Silknitter 69 February 19, 2019

copulant

Well...it's just a big bag of a slippery juice that aids the act of copulation. I have it..

Dads love it. They feel it is a great benefit

"Honey, did you get the copulant? Because it's time to copulate." -My dad

by CupRob June 30, 2017

Copeland

Copeland is the meanest person you will meet. He will manipulate you until you like him and then call you fat. U ignore it and get manipulated into telling him who u like. Then he calls u fat again. Then a cunt. Slut. Etc. Then he gets in trouble and tells the person I like him. Then impersonates a teacher and fights u thru text. u go to a teacher cuz he calls u nasty stuff, he ends up just getting u a detention.

Me-Hi teacher I need to show you this text.
Her-Ok I'll talk to him
Her-Ur getting a detention
*Copeland smiles

by doglover0813 November 22, 2019

Copelin

He has a big peen

Copelin has a really nice peen

by Big papa slim dick December 17, 2018

Copland

A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.

'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'

by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010