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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

cooterfro 

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.
All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.
cooterfro by bunny September 15, 2004

Cooter bark 

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now
Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.
Cooter bark by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022

Cooter Closedown 

The female version of a cock block.
"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"
Cooter Closedown by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

cleveland cooter 

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy
dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her
cleveland cooter by puddination December 21, 2009

Cooter Canoe 

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.
This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.
Cooter Canoe by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020