My girlfriend is so coot.
by somenamehere January 8, 2009
An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
by The Infinitely Prolonged July 27, 2010
To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
by Reilly Clarence Parkes September 4, 2016
by Cooty Clinty November 11, 2003
by minderella January 9, 2005
A coot is vile person, or can be a synonym for another fowl, a gamecock. It is especially related to sports teams with that name and their fans.
The coots lost the football game.
Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.
The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.
Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.
The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.
by bb3_rm26 December 30, 2011
Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!
Other: Man, you're such a coots!
by Zen march January 25, 2012