Cooloer

Cooler than cool. the coolest anyone can possibly be.

Wow, Phil is cooloer.

by spaghetti princess June 16, 2018

cooko

good old cooko watching the girls run 4 laps.

Student 1: Oh my fucking god, look at him. he's watching their tits bounce.
Student 2: Fucking cooko

by penismuncher100000 May 8, 2019

Coonophobia

When someone is terrified of a coon

Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.

by JJAB103 June 13, 2019

cookoobookoo

so cuckoo that it's bookoo.

when Ella gets her bum fingered by a guy she's only met twice.

that shit cookooBOOKOO

by olafia makar May 29, 2020

Pushing a Cocoon

Pushing a massive turd the shape of a cocoon to the point of pain.

“OMG I’m pushing a cocoon out of my ass right now!”

by Cocoonpusher69 February 23, 2022

cocoon of horror

A figurative place endured by any soundly beaten opponent. The term first came to prominence when coined by professional boxer (read, punching bag) Peter "Hurricane" McNeely in the lead up to his 1995 heavyweight clash with "Iron" Mike Tyson.

"I'm gonna wrap Mike Tyson in a cocoon of horror."

"That fucken Crip pull a gat on me, I put the motherfucker in a cocoon of horror."

"You see that white-ass pimp on Rikki Lake? Man, when his ho's came out on stage he entered his own personal cocoon of horror."

by Jeeben May 2, 2008

conoodle

making out with your boo in the deep end of the pool, using the assistance of cylindrical pieces of foam to stay afloat.

We conoodled in the pool as we hid from neighbor's prying eyes.

by Pirate Queen Chudzie and boo August 1, 2013