Cookietard

Something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time Like a puppy who runs into a glass-door.

Girl -Oh look at that guy over there on the Harley Davidson.
Boy -Yeah I see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.

*Guy on harley looks at them and smirks*

Girl -Bet he's got a small dick too. Poor bastard.
Boy -Yeah, what a cookietard!

by Zaniya January 5, 2010

Cookster

A person with an unnatural gift of 'stringing' someone else along with a story or tale that appears to be reasonable and likely and then delivering the punchline which undoubtedly results in the recipient looking and feeling like a bit of a twat!

That Cookster just made me totally believe that he had conquered Everest wearing only his pants!

by Someone not yet taken in February 11, 2007

cookish

To be overly sensative and whiney and immature

so your girl gave you crabs no need to be cookish about it.

by mrcook17 July 4, 2011

Cookstered

When a man fucks a woman or man up the anus, whilst the person being fucked is taking a shit

Bob cookstered Mary whilst she was in the back garden.

by The_Cookster March 16, 2004

Cockist

Male equivalent to a feminist

What a cockist pig that guy is!

by the_sidewinder October 8, 2005

cookstyles

Getting smoked in a race

"Yo! He just went cookstyles on you"

by Ross McDonald July 22, 2003

cookiss

When you take a bite of a cookie and then kiss someone before chewing/swallowing.

You were so excited that I made you cookies, you couldn't decide if you should eat one or kiss me first. So you did both and gave me a cookiss.

by CTLN December 20, 2012