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Contraflicting

Con-tra-flic-ting
Adjective.

1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.

2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.
Person 1: "Look at that soldier with the peace pin"

Person 2: "That is so contraflicting"
by MagicalMaja October 25, 2010
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Contrasexual

A woman is who not interested in getting married and having babies. She owuld rather have a good career, have fun, stay single for as long as possible and isn't interested in finding 'Mr Right'. Contrasexuals are the opposite Bridget Jones.
Samantha from Sex and the City is so contrasexual.
by Moxbrow November 20, 2004
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contralete

"Alt+tab and contralete when you're playing a game and check if you're using all of that Virtual Memory you set your comp to use."
by DragonicUser February 5, 2005
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Contralto

The lowest womyn's singing voice; at the bottom of their range, they sound almost like men, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.

The alto range, which is below soprano, is really an easy combination of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the medium female voice and therefore the higher of the two.
The contralto voice is a pretty rare voice. And there is little work that was written specifically for the contralto. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.

Marian Anderson and Kathleen Ferrier were legendary operatic contraltos in their day.

Toni Braxton is a famous popular music contralto. As are Brandy, Alicia Keyes, Cher, and Blu Cantrell, among others.
by Lorelili August 26, 2005
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Contraguru

A Contraguru is a person who you ask for advice. After you will do the exact opposite of his advice because this person is always wrong.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

Contraguru's are very handy in the field of investments, but can be consulted also in other areas.
I bought bitcoin because my contraguru adviced to sell it.

I sold my house because my contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.
by dmeista November 20, 2020
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Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
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Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.
Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.
by The S Master June 13, 2021
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