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Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem
As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself
by Crazymgmtcslt May 9, 2021
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Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".
That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.
by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010
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Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.
by Vi July 7, 2003
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consultants

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
by just a dude May 25, 2012
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Consultant Desk Pop

A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.

Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021
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outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.
Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007
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Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.
Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
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