Congress

A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.

Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."

Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."

by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009

Congress

A legislative body that has the real power. They fund and create laws and programs, impeach, and confirm appointments. The president almost always has to get past them before anything can be done. I can understand why its easy to blame the president for everything that is wrong because there is only one president and hundreds of congresspeople, but if you really want to have a voice, get off your butt and contact your local congressperson

Write to your local Senator or Congressperson

by remeber me! July 25, 2010

Congress

A.K.A the opposite of progress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.

by McLovinBro April 27, 2015

congressing

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.

Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."

by TBRADNC July 14, 2013

Congress

To have sex

"Not Three Weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat."

by DeimosDaWiz May 8, 2023

Congress

A group of idoits

Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff

by Twist3dginger July 7, 2018

Congress

The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.

Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress

by Confortably Numb September 29, 2018