Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.

Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!

by SBMel April 24, 2019

Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!

The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.

by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020

Condolulations

Combination of "condolences" and "congratulations." Used in response to a statement or pronouncement where the user is unsure of how the person who made the statement feels about their statement or pronouncement.

"My divorce is final." "Condolulations?"

by UncleWillard August 21, 2020

Confabulation

A group of Rennies

A festival is just a confabulation of people with beautiful dreams.

by Queenie Martini December 3, 2020

Confuckulation

A conglomeration of fucked up situations.

"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan

by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

condoulations

When a death occurs and you express condolences as society dictates but the person receiving this word absolutely detested and is pleased of the person's death.

Everyone expressed their condoulations to Tom on the death of his estranged sister, knowing he was glad that she was now gone from his life and her drama.

by Mstykes17 August 17, 2024

confuckulations

When your buddy messes up a task they were overly confident in completing successfully. Or a buddy messes up a easy task.

friend 1: I can do a backflip, (back flips and lands on his head)
friend 2: Confuckulations!

by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025