coner

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.

by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006

Coneage

The act of being obliterated and completly destroyed by a traffic cone

(Invented during a game of halo 3 when a traffic cone blasted by a grenade smaked a guys head off)

dude did you see that it was absolut coneage

by cob cob April 1, 2009

Concrastinator

the opposite of procrastinator.
A concrastinator is one who does his work way ahead of time

If a concrastinator works early and a procrastinator works late, who works in the middle

by Superior Archont April 26, 2005

congradufuckinglations

When u congradulate someone after u know your the one that should be congradulated not there stinking ass.

congradufuckinglations asshole u beat me at my own game.

by christian fernandez March 14, 2005

Congradafuckinlations

A Term used when one does something very idiotic or stupid. Can also be used when expressing great joy when telling someone congradulations for something good. Or when using sarcasm when one states something dumb. Congradulations and Fuck! combinded

Mom: i had my baby!
Sister: Wow congradafuckinlations!!!

by D. Noxx Saisi January 2, 2009

Congragafuckalations

Congratulations but sarsatic,
used by girls in PMS

Nerd boy:" Hey! I just beat gutair hero on expert!"
PMS girl: "Congragafuckalations."
Nerd boy: 0.o *walks away slowly

by Osullivan May 16, 2009

Congrasturbate

a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.

Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"

God, "you deserve it man!"

by anthrax820 February 13, 2010