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mint condition

A condition where something is perfect or as if it was originally manufactured.

A state where something has no flaws.
Selling a mint condition iPhone! Has no flaws, abrasions or scratches!
by SacTu March 9, 2009
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The Leaky Air Conditioner

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve
by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007
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conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
by jacknjill December 18, 2003
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Terms and Conditions

A long body of text which no one reads. “I have read the terms and conditions” is also the most said lie known to man. Because of this, companies sometimes take advantage of the fact that no one reads the terms and conditions.
Hmm, Copyright.......... No reproduction......... YES I GET IT I ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS I DON’T CARE, NOW LET ME POST STUFF NOW!
by Terms and Conditions. September 9, 2019
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shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
by glyz December 11, 2022
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indian air conditioning

leave your front door wide open all the time, what natives do to stay cool in the summer
indian air conditioning, stay cool without paying shit
by whitemanx June 28, 2008
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Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.
by Roberto TM June 18, 2014
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