concurrency

A currency whose valuation references the magnitude of transactions occurring simultaneously at any one instant. This magnitude is treated as a function of the distance between the producer and consumer.

Concurrency would make linear time a function of space.

by sandraxine August 9, 2018

confuddled

confused and befuddled.

Jen: He was going to go to Bom's house but he didn't because of the cat.
Mark: What? I'm confuddled.

by beckie__ August 15, 2006

confuddle

Confuddled is a mixture of confused and MUDDLED!

Damn Gee, I'm so confuddled by the previous defiitions of my word - word up!

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

Confuddled

A state where a person becomes so confused, thier brain shuts down discontinuing further function, primarily to the mouth and speach function.

Bob: .....*drools*
Dan: See what happens when you come home late from the bar.
See Women

by Tom Cruise November 2, 2004

confuddle

To lose and confuse simultaneously.

I was confuddled by the sudden change of topic.

by Frank Kirby December 31, 2007

concurment

the act of concuring

I am in concurment with your statement.

by Chris DiCanio December 27, 2008

Confuddled

a state of utter confusion, or not knowing what the hell is going on.

Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...

by J Kelso December 14, 2006