Compuphobia

The fear of technology becoming more powerful than the human mind.

Have you heard? The new iPhone G64 came out!
Almost everyone has one except for John.
John has compuphobia.

by ColeslawProductions January 29, 2014

Compuslut

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.

Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.

by Mybolognahasafirstname March 27, 2017

Compshious

Something that feels good, and/or is fun to hear, see, or experience.

The sound of the horses hooves clacking on concrete is compshious.

by alistar55 August 13, 2019

compusa

(n.) someone AND anyone who eats 'compota' (Gerber baby food) out of dirty vaginas

Special Note: Derived from CompUSA, it sounds really offensive in Cuban Spanish. And basically everything in Cuban slang sounds offensive.

Fulanito X: "Meng, I love me some compota."

Fulanita Y: "I bet you like dirty vaginas, too."

Fulanito X: "Ey, meng, punami is pumani."

Fulanita Y: "Wow, you're such a compusa."

Fulanita Z: "Hey! My vagina is clean!"

by Estoy de madre! June 12, 2009

Compustic Guitar

This is the gayest way possible to say Acoustic Guitar. some dum dooncy named uuhhh... Nickowus said this word to his buddy Nathan in science class.

hey Nathan, my sis got a compustic guitar for x-mas

by Nickowus Bartholomew January 5, 2004

compuchondriac

A hypochondriac concerning computer, i.e. someone who will constantly imagine problems with his computer.

"I think my PC has problems with the video playback. Do you think I might have caught some computer virus?" - "Man, stop being such a fucking compuchondriac!"

by lolz0rliac July 10, 2009

compuhopeless

A person who may never learn all the tricks an expensive computer can do.

I spent a lot of money for my new computer, but I find that I may always be compuhopeless.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009