Church of the Holy Comforter

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018

Comportment

A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.

"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."

"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."

"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."

"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."

by DylanEdBryceMarc June 27, 2008

comportmantatible

(Adj.) describes two words whose phonologies allow them to be readily combined into a portmanteau.

"Portmanteau" and "compatible" are comportmantatible with one another, because one can readily combine them into a portmanteau: "comportmantatible".

by Xavier:renegade angel October 21, 2020

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

completed

the act of fufilling one's act of ejaculation

Oh man, that chick was so hot that when she bent over, I think I completed...

by Neo2129 June 9, 2003