compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

Computle

Any non-real word that is sent in a text message by mistake because you were too lazy to proof-read your text before sending.

"I'm on my computle. What are you doing?"

Here, computle was SUPPOSED to say computer; however, it was mistakenly typed in as computle, a computle in itself.

by Sloppytexter November 13, 2011

Comfortle

To cop a feel under the pretext of offering comfort.

After her cat went missing I could not help but comfortle her.

by MidasTheRightest November 9, 2015

compote

n. Any mixture of herbs, tobacco, and pot rolled into a cigarette.

Hey beck, roll up one a them compotes.

by efan January 12, 2009

compooper

a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.

"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"

by B-Zang June 15, 2007

compooper

Computer in Pauline's super awesome language.

I'm on thee COMPOOPER all day long.

by Paauulliinnnneee August 28, 2005