complinsultage

The mean of a phrase that can be taken as a compliment or as a insult depending on how you look at it.

"There is only one person like you charlie"
That is complinsultage!!

by clarkeashley May 21, 2009

Compline

Completely fine

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm compline!

by dysfunctionalr@ December 20, 2021

Cozmo complainer

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl

Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer

by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011

Brag Complainer

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.

Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.

by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014

emo complainer

1. a whiney emo dick who posts things on urban dictoinary complaining about how much emos dont cut themselves just for attention and how being emo is about the music.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! of these emo shits who cut because "they just wanna get away from the pain" your not removing the pain, your converting it to physical pain
thats like if you had a fire and you put it out then the stuff you put it out with left radiation.
also they complain about how much people bash on them, we bash on you because it must be done to feed your false sense of self hate! if no one bashed on emos, there would be no emos so take the "pain" and shut the fuck up!
2. a person who complains so much it seems emo.
3. the many people who will most likely post on this talking about how much i am wrong and how emos dont complain very much and how they dont cry and slit thier wrists and thats only poseurs and blah blah blah
4. a person who is emo who talks about how they dont conform, yet they conform to the emo clone army

well im done lets see what you got emos

Emo Fag:*sniff sniff* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO BE EMO!
Man:then stop.....
Emo Fag:what?
Man:just stop cutting yourself, crying, attempting suicide and writing shitty music
Emo Fag:but its how i feel!
Man:as if! like you actually hate getting so many gifts from your parents and how well off you are
Emo Fag:BUT BUT
Man:shut the fuck up
Emo Complainer:that isnt a real emo!
Man:who the fuck are you?
Emo Complainer:us emos dont cry and whine! we dont cut ourselves thats a scene!
Man's GF:honey what are you doing?
Man:just emo bashing, honey
Man's GF:HAH what a buncha emo faggots
Emo Complainer:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *sob sob sniff* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *thinking:remeber you hate life and yourself, you hate life and yourself.... but then again... NO FUCK PREPS!*
Man:this example is getting to long i'm out, c'mon honey
p.s. im not a prep or any of that shit because i am a real non conformist emo fuckers

by fuckoffemo March 25, 2009

complains

A virtual verb that takes singular form regardless of amount of cyberfreaks this refers to since this plurality would be regarded as appropriately irrelevant, commonly used for plain computerised complaints of summary nature prominenlty displayed in blogs, forums and the likes.

Hey, aren't you the bloke who complains 'bout mistakenly taking mistook as alias upon losing an entire day's locality in reality, thanks to Mac and the Bean Stalker.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

complainasaurus

(Noun) An individual having the obnoxious quality of making every conversation into some sort of complaint.

"I just came back from CVS, there was a sale on what I went there to buy!"
"That's great!"
"Well it would be if it wasn't so damn hot outside, the trip back was awful."
~
*Knocking*
"Oh hello, what are you doing up at this hour?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
"What? I was sleeping."
"It sounds like someone is dropping a fork over and over again."
"I must have slept though it, I don't hear it now."
"It sounded like it was coming from your room."
"You must be mistaken."
"I swear it was coming from here."
"Ah I was mistaken; COMPLAINASAURUS!"
*Door Slams*

by Daniel Patrick December 25, 2007