Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

comfiening

A derivative term first used by the editing scholar and founder of T3C, to show his confusion and lack of understanding of a basic task, but can also be used to show one's displeasure to sonar due to its negative impact on the environment

umm...maybe i'm comfiening

by Mekie People October 27, 2017

Comausrer

A word that means nothing

Man 1: I hate you.
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: Fuck you.

by BGASPH September 7, 2022

comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

Cofuck

Threesome. Having sex with more than one person.

You think you had a wild night? Jamie had a cofuck.

by abdb March 6, 2008

Comeuppance

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

by joemammy July 13, 2019

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009