commoner

Commoners make up the large majority of the population in the UK. They are associated with being average. They are brought up among every other social group. Educated in council schools, majority of them live in council estates. Females tend to be well behaved and cheery most of the times. They will make freinds with anyone in other social groups but that does not mean they will "hang around" with them. ie, a commoner will be friends with a goth or a metalhead and talk to them for a change, but townies have a reputation and will not want to be seen with them. Female commoners will hang around with chavs and neds because they think they're so "awesome" or "funny" even though chavs and neds are abusive, racist and violent towards others. Commoners listen to mainstream dance, pop and RnB as well as modern day hip hip, eminem, dr dre, britney spears, boy bands, dj cammy etc. Females like to wear whatever is in fashion and have a distinctive uniform (jane norman, lacoste etc) and often look like clones. They are concerned with their general appearance but have a poor diet of mc donalds and take away food. they wear fake tan and bleach blonde their hair in order to seem "attractive" towards other neds and chavs. You will see them everywhere, in malls, streets etc. Females are also described as the bitch, they talk about others behind their backs and are self centered and vain. Most commoners have a general IQ of about 120, where as NEDs and CHAVs stand at less than 30 if they're lucky, commoners can be nice people. Most stereotypes will see them as NEDs and Chavs which enjoy drinking every friday and saturday night. Commoners spend Monday to Friday at school or on MSN messenger talking to their freinds, they have profile webpages such as profileheaven, and will go out on a friday and saturday night to get drunk with other fellow chavs and neds. They dont really have any interests and if you ask one "what are you into?" 95% will reply with "boyz boyz drinkin, clubbin and boyz". Sundays they will spend recovering from a hang over. Most importantly, Commoners have no knowledge of the world beyond them, they are oblivious to the news, politics and other global matters. All that matters to them is their so called lives and they feel happy and secure with them.

Anyone who is on MSN for the majority of the day and has X X X and other "pretty" symbols in their display name is a Commoner, they like to take pictures of themselves with webcams, and advertise their boyfreinds on websites and msn such as "XX 4 YY 4eva n eva", ironically they break up after 3 months and restart the process. Anyone who hangs around street corners with lambrini on a friday and saturday night is a commoner. bleach blonding hair, fake tan, latest fashion senses and annoying repetitive dance and hip hop music listeners. They dont understand anyone elses feelings, they cannnot comprehend suffering. Sadly they are everywhere.

by Lord Iridius May 30, 2006

Combover Caligula

An appropriate nickname for the 45th occupant of the Oval Office.

When you think about it, Combover Caligula fits EX-prezzie DJT perfectly in so many ways.

by J. Kendall Dane June 6, 2021

Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

Combover

Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.

I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

corboner

the erotic sensation you get when interacting with a sexually appealing person after 2 months of corona-lockdown

Oye mate! Karen just bent over and I instantly got a corboner!

by Schorsch May 28, 2020

eyebrow combover

Leaving some of your eyebrow hairs long so you can comb them over the bare spots in your brows.

Those bald spots in my brows makes me look crazy. So I just do an eyebrow combover.

by ToastNY May 7, 2017