colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

colonology

to talk about a subject without any knowledge or understanding of it. pulling an answer out your ass.

He's using colonology always talking about it, not knowing anything about it.

by boswick May 23, 2016

Inbox Colonoscopy

When you clear your inbox out completely, and start from scratch, or clean out all unwanted emails, spam, and the after effects of replyarrhea.

Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally checked all the email update boxes when I edited my facebook settings."

Dude 2: "You need an inbox colonoscopy."

by GabrielleWithoutWings December 12, 2009

amateur colonoscopy

The act sticking mentos up your ass, and then cracking open a 2 litre diet coke, and fixing the opening of the bottle into your colon, then rapidly shitting the mentos out and letting the foamy foula flow up into your anus.

Last night was amazing i did the amateur colonoscopy with my chick!

by FuckFaceButLessFucky March 21, 2021

wild colonoscopy

When some on stuffs your head up an animal’s ass.

I’m giving this elephant a wild colonoscopy

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.

Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy

by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021

Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023