An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
by mistahroga November 3, 2018
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There is no quantity of bullshit recorded greater than that of 1 Collit,ergo, 1 Collit = absolute bullshit.
There is no quantity of bullshit recorded greater than that of 1 Collit,ergo, 1 Collit = absolute bullshit.
"man,that is bullshit!, that's got to be at least 0.99 Collits!"
(an extremely high bullshit content)
(an extremely high bullshit content)
by the chat September 24, 2012
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Get the Dallas Cowbitches mug.colbicakez;
A colorful personailty (and wardrobe).
who loves animals,
and refuses to eat meat of anykind.
She is kind, loyal, and a good friend,
always there for you.
shes the most awesomest person of life.
fo shizz.
yo'
A colorful personailty (and wardrobe).
who loves animals,
and refuses to eat meat of anykind.
She is kind, loyal, and a good friend,
always there for you.
shes the most awesomest person of life.
fo shizz.
yo'
by Samantha LeBlanc May 24, 2008
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Get the chronic colitis mug.1) Refers to when women withhold their clitoris and other cunt components as sexual collateral when negotiating with a male to successfully achieve her desired outcome. The denying a man to playfully pound her pussy parts slowly wears them down to the point where they give into the most unbelievable terms.
This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.
2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.
2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
1) "Big Papa and Kim have been arguing the entire week because she wants more random shit and he wouldn't buy it. She held a little coliteral over him and the next day she had two new wigs."
2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
by Mallred March 8, 2011
Get the coliteral mug.Girl 1: " You seriously need to stop combitchin' over him."
Girl 2: " I'll stop when you see my point."
Girl 2: " I'll stop when you see my point."
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