chusband

Chubby + Husband = Chusband

During college Stan was in great shape, but after 15 years of marriage he's a chusband.

by freekyfrogy October 31, 2011

Cusband

Cousin husband

“Gotta get back to the kids and cusband in the trailer!”

by ernieTorphan December 1, 2018

cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cusband

A blood relative you hook up with or marry. Cousin + husband = cusband

"Hey, where's your Cusband?" Or "how are things working out with hairy Mary and her new cusband?" boyfreind

by crash_n_breed October 6, 2015

cusband

Your first cousin who becomes your husband in an incestuous relationship, which can cause mutated children.

Dude, that kid is so ugly his dad must have been a cusband

by Gipperoni December 12, 2011

Cusband

CUSBAND
Pronounced: kuhz buhnd

-Noun
The official redneck term for a lesbian cousin.

-Origin
2011 - flowerchild4life

My cusband had a beautiful wedding. I sat on the bride's side.

by DarkFantasy January 21, 2011