Confoozled

Basically saying confused.

Wow! I'm so Confoozled!

by cocoa_luvr_8 May 22, 2011

confooble

to be confused or confusing, somewhat like a cactus in the breezeof nourishing sandpaper. see what you just felt? that was confoobling.

Person 1; "dude that rat is in the middle of a train eating cactus?!"

Person 2; "yeah thats about right.. BUT WTF IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE?!"

Person 1; "my nose?"

Person 2; "...... you confooble me."

by Ragadoll May 18, 2010

coffeographer

someone who takes pictures or anything related to coffee seriously but not as a profession. To an extend that a coffeographer would cafehopping just to get pictures of a cup of latte art, variety of brewing methods or at least the interior of a cafe.

Bruce took coffeography seriously. He is that kind of guy who flashes his name card and put coffeographer as his profession.

by tokeykambing October 13, 2015

Confood

Con/Food
Adjective

When you don't know what to eat, out of so many choices.

Jade: I don't know what to eat, cake or biscuits.
Jordan: Same. I'm so confood.

by FabianTheFab August 2, 2016

Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018

coffpoo

Drinking coffee before going out for a run or long bike ride to precipitate the emergence of the turtle's head before you leave.

"Steve, are you ready yet, I've been waiting for 10mins to go for a run, if we leave any later I'm going to be late for work."

"Sorry darling, I ate too much curry last night and am in the middle of a coffpoo. Leave now, and I'll catch you up.

by Bow_down_dark_horse May 11, 2020

coffo

the most beautiful person ever

i dunno, coffo is just really cute.

by stier! September 19, 2020