cockwich

1. An abbreviation for cock sandwich.

2. A girl you wish to fuck senseless and/or insert your penis into every orifice in which it will fit.

3. An expletive; i.e., if somebody surprises you, you may reply "cockwich!".

Cameron Diaz is quite the cockwich.

by dozitgetchahi March 19, 2010

Cockwash

A collective term for Pandas.

Look at that cockwash of Pandas, there's 4 of them.

by Bill Pickelburg August 30, 2012

Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

by Teekizzy December 28, 2011

Serbian Cock Watch

When you're drunk with the homies and proceed to whip your own cock out and wrap it around your own wrist. Usually occurs after many shots of rakija.

Brandon: Hey Ian, what did you guys do at Milans last night?
Ian: Oh he gave us the old Serbian Cock Watch to try and tell us the time.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

Cockswitch

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011

Cockwasher

A depraved degenerate that enjoys giving oral pleasure to men with filthy genitals.

Clifford is a cockwasher that enjoys pleasuring homeless men with his mouth.

by Dragonwolf April 24, 2023

cockbitch

Ladies who love the cock

I didnt bring this up for air, cockbitch.

by Marty Rapeka February 4, 2003