The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.
Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010
Get the Cockward mug.The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.
One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.
by beepee March 21, 2013
Get the cockward mug.a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation
sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010
Get the cockward mug.A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.
Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
by TheBreakfastKlub July 25, 2011
Get the Cockward mug.by woolfinator August 22, 2017
Get the Cockward mug.when you are out at a bar, and things get awkward, and it's all because of a cock. too much cock, not enough cock, bad cock, it's bound to get cockward.
by Mrs. Poorchoice June 30, 2010
Get the cockward mug.''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.
1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.
2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.
2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
Wow.. well that was cockward.
Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012
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