The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.
One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.
by beepee March 21, 2013
Get the cockwardmug. The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.
Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010
Get the Cockwardmug. A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.
Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
by TheBreakfastKlub July 25, 2011
Get the Cockwardmug. Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.
Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.
by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015
Get the cockwardmug. When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.
Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.
by CockwRd April 23, 2020
Get the Cockwardmug. a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation
sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010
Get the cockwardmug. by woolfinator August 22, 2017
Get the Cockwardmug.