LookMaNoHands2594's definitions
The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.
Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."
by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010
Get the Cockwardmug.