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cockwalrus

Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the 17th century Caribbean, or perhaps it originated from the Internet Comic entitled Urban Myth.
"You, my friend, are a complete and total cockwalrus."
by Annew November 24, 2004
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cockalufagus

Originated from the great snuffalufagus from sesame st. One who enjoys the cock.
Hey cockalufagus the zoo called your due back by noon.
by wallst October 28, 2007
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cockulus

AAHHH OOOOHH GOD JESUS HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Cockulus rises.
by cockulus the endless September 7, 2021
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cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.
"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"
by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007
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Cockwalrus

A highly energetic person who refuses to stop talking to you. Chances are they sit beside you, or actually move their desk over to talk to you. This person is usually fat.
STFU Korg, you are a cockwalrus.
by Lonesoldier March 24, 2005
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Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.
I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.
by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017
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Cockwallace

Felix Hoerner is a cockwallace”
by Cockwallace January 2, 2020
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