cockblood

Its what lands on your cock when you have sex with a woman during her period.

Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..

by jimissobored July 29, 2014

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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

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cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008

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cocklooking

When a man looks at another man's penis. Usually seen as rude or invasive

Guy: I caught this dude cocklooking in the showers at the gym the other day. He got his ass whooped

by Dick H. Ertz November 27, 2019

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Cockiedoodiepishie

1. noun: (usually followed by "time"): A time in one's life/day where logic and rational thinking are replaced by crazy behavior.
2. verb: The act having been crazy, usually out of character.

Noun: Don't worry about Yehuda's behavior, it's his cockiedoodiepishie time.

Verb: Yehuda is going to cockiedoodiepishie himself right out of school.

by Just a regular Yid July 10, 2022

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