Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.

Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?

by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring

he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off

by Eumolpus September 16, 2007

cocksphyxiation

n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville and this is cocksphyxiation..."

"Cocksphyxiation, the silent killer"

by poopypants April 1, 2003

cockstraw

a dirty, nasty, filthy man penis, that when thirsty for that manjuice; you suck it as if the penis was a straw.

Dibba: Dude Felicia was licking my balls, then she started sucking my cock.

Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.

Mo: Hoo Rah.

by S. Jab. April 10, 2008

cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.

She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.

by saint_adventure September 23, 2014

cocksphyxiation

A condition where the brain does not recieve enough oxygen due to A MOUTHFULL OF CAWK

Laura's face turned purple when I put some mad cocksphyxiation on her.

by taint3d0ne March 31, 2003

Cockshay

1. A guy named Akshaya, (alternate spellings may include Akshay, Akshae, Akshaxel..),
that has an incredibly large cock. Desired endlessly by females.

2. Sex god. Worshipped by all.

"I so wish I was a Cockshay.."

by Cockshaydefinition3 April 16, 2009