cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

cocksniff

Meaning: to be one who has no other use for the nose except to smell male genetalia. Defined by doctors as the Sniffadacocka disease

patient: "I cant keep my nose away from cock, doc"
Doctor: "Fuck up, cocksniff"

by SYPHILLUS KING April 2, 2005

cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load

spooging

by bob October 22, 2003

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockslider

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.

That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.

by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006