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Cockslam

Repeatedly Beating Your Cock Off Random Objects Couches, Women, Cheese Etc.
Hey John wanna go cockslam that car?
by XxBigCxX March 27, 2010
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Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...
" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."
by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009
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cockslammer

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
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black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008
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cockslamp

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.
"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"
by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011
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Cocksaw

Rubbing your cock on top of the asshole.
I cocksawed before aggressively fucking your sister!
by IHateYou456 July 17, 2019
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cockslabbith

When in bed you use your cock as a sword and saw away at her vagina until one of you cums and scream i killed a bitch then stick your cock or if the girl wins shoves a finger in the asshole
Last night me and this prostitute had a cockslabbith and I won so she let me do anal
by Fun fun time Nico A November 9, 2020
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