Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cocksnot

another term for a male's semen.

my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.

by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

Cockalitis

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .

Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .

by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011

Cockslut

One who stays glued to a penis.

Get off the mans dick you cockslut.

by HiMYNameIs February 16, 2003

cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

cockalope

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

by Nooby bot February 14, 2008