cocknose 

Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)

First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.

The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.

The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.

cocknose by David Bellamy September 12, 2008

cocknose 

one with a the male reproductive organ (Penis) for a nose

Alf is a cocknose puppet.

cocknose by Pervis McNasty February 3, 2005

cocknose 

When you stare at someone, or someone stares or spies on you repeatedly, either checking you out or in a disapproving way.
It can be used to describe the culprit and also what they are doing.

katy: I think we're being cocknosed.
Anna: Yeah i know, it's that cocknose over there, could he be any more cocknosey!
Katy: I know, cocknosers really get my goat.

cocknose by Annabombanna July 27, 2006

Cocknose 

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

Cocknose by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

cocknose 

Origantes from the african island of cockshnittzle and means some who has a nose in the shape of a cock

omg, that guys nose is shaped like a cock

cocknose by Tim Boulter February 1, 2005

cocknose 

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

cocknose by jak April 1, 2005

cocknose 

a gobshite or just someone with a nose that looks like a big smelly cock

south side dublin people are all posh cocknoses

cocknose by finton May 12, 2006