Cocknoisseur 

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock

He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything

Cocknoisseur by Appreaciater April 18, 2023

CockHouse Attack 

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.

"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"

CockHouse Attack by 13thkill July 4, 2009

Floppy Titty Cocknocker 

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

Floppy Titty Cocknocker by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

cocknocker 

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

cocknocker by Don February 12, 2004

cocknose 

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

cocknose by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004

cocknobs 

A selection of penises, used as an expression of frustration

"Oh Bugger... Oh COCKNOBS!"

cocknobs by Armos August 9, 2006

Cocknose 

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

Cocknose by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004