alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.

Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.

by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017

cocking about

1) Wasting time doing something pointless (comparable to arsing about)

2) Doing something poorly

3) Doing nothing in particular (comparable to faffing about)

1)Will you stop cocking about and load the game?

2)Stop cocking about and get it done by tomorrow.

3)Person 1 : What are you doing now?
Person 2 : Just cocking about...
Person 1 : Oh, you wanna hit the pub?

by AETAaAS July 3, 2008

cocking

texting while urinating.

Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.

by mrumo June 16, 2011

cocking around

Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.

At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.

by Jake "midg3ts" Herman February 28, 2007

dry cocking

The act of having sex with a woman without any foreplay or lubrication, keeping her vagina dry at the beginning of sex.

Man, I rubbed my dick raw dry cocking that chick last night.

by 47 July 30, 2008

COCKING

abbey loves to cock. not to be confused with loving cock, because she’s a massive lesbo

whiskey: “oh, okay”
goobie:”HEKEHEJE”
abbey:” I JUST PEED IM COCKING”

by goobie! April 1, 2023