Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
by bone July 20, 2004
Get the cockjockery mug.Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?
Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
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When a woman performs oral pleasure to a man by wraping her tounge around the circumfrance of the males genitals (a large tounge is required).
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Get the cockpocket mug.I dated a girl once who's cockbasket was so torn up from having so many kids,I had to make her cross her legs when we had sex just so I could feel it.
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Get the cockjockey mug.The pocket on one's favorite jacket. Sometimes designated for public masturbation. Usually contains a secretive hole of which is used to subtly access the lower regions privately.
The middle-aged male bus patron utilized his cockpocket as the red head picked up her dropped change.
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