Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!

Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle

by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008

cockbred

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.

Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...

by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010

cockeyed

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye

that chick's cockeyed

by fkr July 30, 2003

cockerel

a large amount defined as a single quantity or number; an unmeasured quantity that is estimated to be vast in volume;

I drank a cockerel of booze last night; I'll need a cockerel of wool to knit a jumper that size!; I've a cockerel of junk in my garage

by british&barmy October 2, 2010

Cockeyed

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

cockeyed

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

by beeeyatch March 3, 2003