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cockbite

What a fucking cockbite.
by ranch111 March 12, 2003
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Cockbite Salad

1.An exclamation, used when something adverse to what you want happens.

2. A salad of venus fly traps
*Bill gets a 50 on a test he thought he got a 100 on*
Bill: Cockbite Salad!
by Poop out of my butt June 16, 2010
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cockbuster3000

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily
I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.
by Samo March 16, 2005
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cockbite

A cockbite is a member of society who tries their very hardest to be socially accepted and 'cool' and ends up failing miserably resulting in complete asshole-ness, butt sucking and of course cockbiting.
d00d 1: Urgh that dude we met today was like the biggest assfuck.
d00d 2: ah man, i would go as far to call him a cockbite.
d00d 3: Nah not even close man, thats reserved for that fag, Caleb.
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Cockbite: Ehehe I own all GnR's cds and a pair of converse allstars and poke my own asshole.
by Teh Gatez0r April 9, 2006
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Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.
Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !
by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022
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cockbiter

A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.
Joh Pierce is a cockbiter.
by John Pierce February 13, 2004
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cockbiter

Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.
Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock

Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah

Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet

(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)

Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone

(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)

Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)

Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!

(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
by Craig Hurst February 28, 2008
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