cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

Cockidence

Cockidence, like confidence, is what a person gains after getting the D / cock.

I have a boyfriend. But on my trip to Arizona, I met a guy and he gave a load of cockidence.

by Kayladowdsavitch May 28, 2021

cockfident

cocky plus confident equals COCKFIDENT

i'm not just confident or cocky, i'm both. i'm COCKFIDENT.

by GeoBar September 17, 2010

cockrider

To some, this could be a male or female who aimlessly likes to "ride someones cock, or penis" in a rough, or hardcore fashion. These cockriders do this several times a day, and get alot of pleaseure out of doing so.

Man 1- Hey you know that bitch Patty?
Man 2- Yeah I've hit that dog.
Man 1- No shit playa?
Man 2- Yeah the otherday we fucked, and when I thought it was over the bitch wanted it again and again
Man 1- Boy that slut Patty sure is a cockrider, wanting the cock that much in 1 day.

by Da Mothership III December 9, 2008

cockfident

Similar to arrogant. Someone who is confident for no other reason than that they are a cock.

some amateur rugby players are cockfident.

by Mr A. Nonymous February 14, 2009

cockaid

verb-to assist a man in their attempts to get laid

cockblock

Jerry: Steve's game isn't looking good tonight, i better go give him some cockaid.

by Saint Audax January 9, 2008